Unless you're in one of Portland's many pub/theaters, it's not so easy to bring film and beer together, but this quote ain't bad. From one of the most enjoyable movies of the year, Hot Fuzz (written by Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright):
Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg): Mr. Porter, what's your wine selection? Publican Roy Porter (Peter Wight): Oh, we've got red... and, er... white? Angel: I'll have a pint of lager, please.